A grim fairy tale

1 comic toon

Illusions

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Masala Shayari

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le
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Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar....
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( No questions on what happened to trihathar please )
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Why India is in trouble?

Population: 100 crore

9 crore retired

30 crore in state Govt

17 crore in central Govt

(Both Category don't work)

1 crore IT professional (don't work for India)

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If you have it, you want to share it.  If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? : A secret.

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? : Darkness

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. : A telephone book.

What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? : A chalkboard

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes or less


1) That's not right .......Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you hoboring a fugitive? .......Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ......Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man .......Dum Fuk

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IT Shayaris

Kal jab mile thhe....to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...your file not found!


Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi, ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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Disney Coloring Book

Funny Computer Shayries

abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chalu
ab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files dalu

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apne chehre se ruswai ka error to hatao
aaye janeman apne dil ka password to batao

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