EK BAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCK KARTA HAI.
GANGUBAI: -- KAUN??????
SANTA: -- MAIN.
GANGUBAI: -- MAIN KAUN?????
SANTA: -- TU GANGUBAI.
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MOBILE USERS KE LIYE NAYA OFFER: -- AB CALL RATE DIMAG KE HISAB SE HOGI .
JITNA CHOTA DIMAG UTNI KAM CALL RATE.
CONGRATULATIONS ALL OF YOU =====
AAPKE TO MAJE HI HO GAYE. TUM TO FREE ME CALL KAROGE.
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JIDGI ME KABHI TENSON MAT LENA ,
BINDAS HOKE I LOVE YOU KEHNA.
AGR ROSE K BADLE SANDLE MILE TO KEHNA,
O MERI PYARI BAHINA HAMESHA KHUSH REHNA.
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• This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

• Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.

• LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? - 2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!

• 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.

• Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style? , Marwari payment after 90 days!

• You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

• Define Rape with the help of one good example? - Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!

• Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

• Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!

• Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!

Friendship Messages

 

• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
  
• One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
• Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
• A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
• If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. 

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Laughter - The best medicine  

 

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Some cool SMS

 

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
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Love SMS Collection

 

 

When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do...
when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all...i'll b here, i'll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.


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SMS Shayaris

 

 

 
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,

Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……


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Special Holi SMS

 

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!!!!



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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!!



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Funny SMS

 

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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