Hindi Funny Sms
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to, Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho. Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do,
Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
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Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....
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unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan
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Shayri by a haryanvi jaat 2 his grlfrnd: Tajmahal ke chez hai,isse b badi imarat banvaunga.. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,Re susri taney to main zinda dafnauga
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BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
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Geeta saar: SMS woh gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. isliye hey prani, Tu apne bill ka moh tyag, aur roz ek SMS kar. tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga.
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Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...
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