Humor


Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

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Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

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Short but not formal....

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Life boils down to 2 choices:
 
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1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

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If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.
 
scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right
- you are in Kolkata.

scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on
– that's Mumbai.

 

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SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

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Working a Lot of Overtime: this enables them to meet their lover after work
 
Excessive Use of the Internet: a way for men to meet other women in chat rooms.
 
Hiding the Cell Phone Bill: the #1 way to find out who the lover is.

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Before Marriage
 
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

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Thoughts about MEN
 

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

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