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EK BAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCK KARTA HAI.
GANGUBAI: -- KAUN??????
SANTA: -- MAIN.
GANGUBAI: -- MAIN KAUN?????
SANTA: -- TU GANGUBAI.
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MOBILE USERS KE LIYE NAYA OFFER: -- AB CALL RATE DIMAG KE HISAB SE HOGI .
JITNA CHOTA DIMAG UTNI KAM CALL RATE.
CONGRATULATIONS ALL OF YOU =====
AAPKE TO MAJE HI HO GAYE. TUM TO FREE ME CALL KAROGE.
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JIDGI ME KABHI TENSON MAT LENA ,
BINDAS HOKE I LOVE YOU KEHNA.
AGR ROSE K BADLE SANDLE MILE TO KEHNA,
O MERI PYARI BAHINA HAMESHA KHUSH REHNA.
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Laughter - The best medicine  

 


Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Short Jokes

 



Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.
 
 
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
 
 
 
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PURE DESI ISTYLE !

 


When u feel, that nobody loves u,
Nobody cares 4 u, & everybody is ignoring u,
N hating u, you should ask yourself .....   


"Saala.... Chakkar kya hai?"
 
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Mohabbat hume un jawano se hai...
Muhabbat hume un jawano se hai...
 

Jo Khate-Peete Gharano se hain.
 
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sweet shayris

 



Mere Pyaar ki woh hadh puchte hai,
Dil mein kitni jagah hai yeh puchte hai,

Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyun itna,
Iski bhi woh wajah puchte hai.


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